I almost ran over this guy the other day. Another segment in my "cool things I almost run over at work", I bring everyone pictures of a snapping turtle. This is a common snapping turtle, the chelydra serpentina, found in North America. Not as cool as an alligator snapper, but still pretty awesome. I tried to push it out of the road with a broom, but it just snapped at the broom, and stayed right where it was, stubborn bastard.